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Ass according to sign

  •  Aries: Horrible
  •  Taurus: Softly
  •  Leo: Squishable
  •  Virgo: Very pretty
  •  Gemini: Beautiful
  •  Libra: Excelent
  •  Cancer: Nice asshole
  •  Aquarius: Tiny
  •  Capricorn: Perfect
  •  Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  •  Pisces: Very good
  •  Sagitarius: No have

(Source: misszodiac, via the-ice-prince)

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Drive Recklessly - Video

I just can’t stop laughing!

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howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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